ok I’m gonna go curl up in a ball and watch dumb movies and eat ice cream and cry
My parents are asleep quick reblog this post with skeletons saying bad words
like wtf why am I jealous? I know I don’t deserve it and they both do but. nope
oh my god why can’t I just be happy for them why do I have to be a jealous shitstain
When you’re just scrolling and then you suddenly find porn
When you scroll down and you keep seeing more and more
What makes this so accurate is the amount of cocks
baby baby baby
This literally just crushed me.
I WILL NEVER MAKE ANOTHER GRUMPY CAT JOKE AS LONG AS I LIVE
mother of god, we have all done a sin
Its like an animal abuse commercial
He is free.. but at what cost…
me making an apperance at family parties
legit one of my fav gifs like im just gonna keep reblogging this and this is basically making an appearance to my life
imagine your icon has suddenly, inexplicably, become your legal guardian
we Americans act really cocky and assholey about freedom to hide the fact that our government is crumbling and nobody is actually free so please give us this one day to be annoying about it
Kinda feel bad for poor Americans now. A bit like the asshole kid who you realise is only acting like that cuz their parents are cruel and neglectful.
That’s painfully accurate.
fucking ready for those pancakes