lejeudprimos:

morishigethecorpsefricker:

hot things to say during sex:

  • tally ho
  • gadzooks
  • boy howdy
  • holy toledo
  • land sakes alive
  • hello nurse
  • by gum
  • ay chihuahua
  • bobs your uncle
  • jumpin jehosa phat
  • sock it to me
  • shiver me timbers
  • win one for the gipper
  • shucky darn
  • fiddle faddle
  • oh my stars and garters

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angstysnow:

TO THE WINDOOOOOW

angstysnow:

TO THE WINDOOOOOW

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angstysnow:

TO THE WALL

angstysnow:

TO THE WALL

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ikimaru:

behooold

ikimaru:

behooold

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mondozuryuu:

rabblerowser:

skilledcunnilinguist:

silver-whale:

This is unspeakably perfect.

I died.

I guess you could say this moment was stone cold gold

yes

mondozuryuu:

rabblerowser:

skilledcunnilinguist:

silver-whale:

This is unspeakably perfect.

I died.

I guess you could say this moment was stone cold gold

yes

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kanrose:

geneticsymmetry:

JEGUS AND JESUS

WHAT A CUTE JESUS

kanrose:

geneticsymmetry:

JEGUS AND JESUS

WHAT A CUTE JESUS

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starlingsongs:

genicecream:

that-darn-hyena:

skully-pens:

cosmicremix:

tordles:

thingsthatsuckass:

marcovicci:

ah yes. my gender is blue with pink leg


so this is killing me cause my mind immediately thought.

and this is why im not allowed to be part of actual serious discussions.

i DONT UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL I KEEP IMAGINING 



I feel particularly close to this one:



THIS POST GET’S MORE FUCKIN HILARIOUS EVERY TIME I SEE IT!

I made a thing aswell.

So scandalous~

hello friends



This is also a pretty great visual representation of dysphoria during transitioning.
You get up and look at yourself and you’re like “my legs look great, my arms look okay but oh god i still have a boy torso save me”

starlingsongs:

genicecream:

that-darn-hyena:

skully-pens:

cosmicremix:

tordles:

thingsthatsuckass:

marcovicci:

ah yes. my gender is blue with pink leg

so this is killing me cause my mind immediately thought.

and this is why im not allowed to be part of actual serious discussions.

i DONT UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL I KEEP IMAGINING 

image

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I feel particularly close to this one:

THIS POST GET’S MORE FUCKIN HILARIOUS EVERY TIME I SEE IT!

I made a thing aswell.

So scandalous~

hello friends

This is also a pretty great visual representation of dysphoria during transitioning.

You get up and look at yourself and you’re like “my legs look great, my arms look okay but oh god i still have a boy torso save me”

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ilikebigbooksandicannotliex:


For the callback they made me learn ‘Defying Gravity’. I was doing really well, then I totally cracked on the high, high note at the end. I screamed ‘F***!’ at the top of my lungs. Then, without the piano player, I sang the note again to show that I could actually hit it and I kept going. (Director) Joe says that’s what got me the role. He could see that I was able to play a witch.- Idina Menzel

I added color!
See the original black and white here

ilikebigbooksandicannotliex:

For the callback they made me learn ‘Defying Gravity’. I was doing really well, then I totally cracked on the high, high note at the end. I screamed ‘F***!’ at the top of my lungs. Then, without the piano player, I sang the note again to show that I could actually hit it and I kept going. (Director) Joe says that’s what got me the role. He could see that I was able to play a witch.- Idina Menzel

I added color!

See the original black and white here

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celestial-time-sorceress:

I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.” 

and he was like, “What’s a uterus?” 

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theappleppielifestyle:

#I JUST SPAT UP MY LEMONADE #JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

theappleppielifestyle:

#I JUST SPAT UP MY LEMONADE #JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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disneysfrozenguy:


Frozen Genderbend by juliajm15

I just wanted to post this here because I don’t see really good genderbends like this one often. Mostly Kristoff and Hans actually.
I freaking love Elsa’s clothes. It looks fantastic. And finally someone made Hans and Kristoff into really beautiful girls. I’m impressed.
I can already picture Kristanna genderbend together and I love it. As for Helsa, I like it,

disneysfrozenguy:

Frozen Genderbend by juliajm15

I just wanted to post this here because I don’t see really good genderbends like this one often. Mostly Kristoff and Hans actually.

I freaking love Elsa’s clothes. It looks fantastic. And finally someone made Hans and Kristoff into really beautiful girls. I’m impressed.

I can already picture Kristanna genderbend together and I love it. As for Helsa, I like it,

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spectredeflector:

spiffymuffin:

kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

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"you need to choose a career"

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"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
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"you can’t just eat pizza for every meal"

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"you have to PAY for school now"

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erstwhilegirl:

libraryoftheancients:

openinkstand:

Inky paw prints presumably left by a curious kitty on a 15th century manuscript.
From National Geographic.

#this will forever be the funniest thing to me #that poor scribe just #GOD DAMN IT CAT #CANST THOU NOT SEE I AM AT WORK #ge-GET OFF YE BEAST #THOU HAST RUINED IT #NO THOU DOST NOT RECIEVE SCRATCHIES
(via)

THOU HAST RUINED IT

erstwhilegirl:

libraryoftheancients:

openinkstand:

Inky paw prints presumably left by a curious kitty on a 15th century manuscript.

From National Geographic.

#this will forever be the funniest thing to me #that poor scribe just #GOD DAMN IT CAT #CANST THOU NOT SEE I AM AT WORK #ge-GET OFF YE BEAST #THOU HAST RUINED IT #NO THOU DOST NOT RECIEVE SCRATCHIES

(via)

THOU HAST RUINED IT

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fstw:

frigerator:

I went to a restaurant last night and this guy came in on a Segway and his entire family was walking like he literally rode a Segway in and forced his family to walk alongside him

And they say white people have no culture

fstw:

frigerator:

I went to a restaurant last night and this guy came in on a Segway and his entire family was walking like he literally rode a Segway in and forced his family to walk alongside him

And they say white people have no culture

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wearelosechesters:

maybe post limit is a good thing

wearelosechesters:

maybe post limit is a good thing

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