I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS 7 OR 8 AND MY PARENTS TOLD ME I WOULD GROW OUT OF POKEMON
does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me
America is some fucked up dystopian shit honestly like how are y’all even surviving? Paying for healthcare? $60,000 on tuition? POC getting shot in Wal-Marts? White men shooting up elementary schools? That’s terrifying I’m worried about all of you
America doesn’t seem that terribly horrible when you live here day to day and you’ve known nothing else but when somebody says something like this it fucks you up really good.
dressing like a goddamn supermodel for iop today
Zoo Jeans is a company that lets lions, tigers, and bears “design” jeans by tearing holes in the denim. The finished products are auctioned off to raise money for the Kamine Zoo in Hitachi, Japan. Source
THIS. 100 times, this.
Dude, this is so well said.
i aM FUCKING HOWLING WITH LAUGHTER
"at my school the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see ‘em and they got passed back the cop had 4"
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reblogging so i never lose this. ever
i love that marshmallow girls post. fat girls in japan get called marshmallows. fat girls here get called land whales and hamplanets. i wanna be a marshmallow.
How about dropping the insults, the cutesy names AND the weight? Then you can call yourself a healthy girl.
how about dropping a bag of dicks all the way down your throat, one by one. a whole bag. eat an entire bag of dicks.
have I talked about how my two cats love each other so much and they literally do everything together and they’re always piled all over each other like
even when they’re not sleeping they’re just hanging out
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